So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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