Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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