just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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