To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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