Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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