you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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