So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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