I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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