we have officially lost it.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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