Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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