just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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