i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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