The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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