"it" just moved
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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