Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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