I want to make a zoo with you.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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