How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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