The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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