My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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