god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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