first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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