i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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