Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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