Don't you send me to vm
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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