If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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