I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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