weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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