I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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