They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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