Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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