That's intense
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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