YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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