i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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