Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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