3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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