if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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