Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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