found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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