i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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