We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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