I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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