"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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