Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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