Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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