My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
