your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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