He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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