So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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