Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I queefed so loud it echoed.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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