Don't you send me to vm
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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