bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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