I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize