glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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