I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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